S.N. Naomh Seosamh

OUR JOKES
21/10/20008

Roisín
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
No need to cry it's only a joke.

Elena
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.

Pádraig
Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses.
I think you do, this is a restaurant.

Seán
Why does the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he gets a hole in one.

Harry
A men went to a coffee shop and asked for a cup of coffee and he said, "Waiter,
waiter this coffee tastes like mud".
"Yes it's new brand, it's 100% bog!!!"

Rebecca
What might you eat in Paris?
The Triffle Tower.

Tiffany
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam.

Matthew
There was a magic tractor going down the road. Guess what it turned into?
A field.

Liam
A man was going to the doctor to get a cast off his leg. While the doctor was doing it the man asked, would he be able to play the piano when he goes home.
The doctor says 'yes'.
Good, I couldn't play it before.

Micheál
Doctor, Doctor, I'm going to die in fifty seconds.
Well hold on a minute and I'll be with you.